Current mood:	giggly
Current music:	shoot the runner - kasabian

ok. I lol'd.
the Heather Diet!

lose 60 pounds in one month guaranteed!
she'll break your heart AND your figure!

some side effects may occur. like dizziness, nausea, disorientation, existential crises, depression, attempted suicide, and interrupted sleep cycle.

consult your peers before considering the Heather Diet. it's not right for everyone. find someone with whom you can commiserate about the shit she put you through. that should comfort you. a bit.


ok, ok, I had to. :x





in other news:

1. "the books protected us"

2. Kasabian.

3. I want my own private library

4. http://www.agentprovocateur.com/

5. Dave Smallen is not Street To Nowhere anymore! He is his own band thingy! and "America" is an awesome song---->http://www.sendspace.com/file/2ixs9s

6. and that awesome Smashing Pumpkins song for orangeishpunkin (the one from the Watchmen trailer): http://www.sendspace.com/file/g2cf68

7. why does there have to be a month between myself and Santa Cruz?